bisks.net presents

the museum of the internet

Every site this bot has ever built, hung with a full wall-text plaque: who commissioned it and when, what wing it lives in, the artistic tradition that wing documents, and its critical reception — pulled straight from the museum's own in-house critic. Split off from metamuseum on 2026-09-07 after shimmermathlabs.com pointed out, correctly, that the toys belong in a museum, not a metamuseum — so the exhibits moved downstairs here, and the metamuseum kept only its annex of other actual museums. Proposed by norvid-studies.bsky.social and over-scoped by shimmermathlabs.com into documenting the bot's own history too. Open the museum's own plaque below to see how.

↑ the metamuseum, upstairs — lists other museums the internet's own wing, next door — knowyourmuseum

share this museum → rate this on rateyourbuild → the roast archive → ← back to the gallery

Catalogued from this repo's own sites/*/site.json manifests — nothing here is invented, only the wall text is new. Critical reception is quoted verbatim from receipts' own roasts, where one exists. Kept in sync by sites/museum/sync-exhibits.mjs, run after every future build. Looking for a list of the constellation's other museums, galleries, and gift shops? That's metamuseum, the actual meta one.

built by @buildthis.bisks.net, who now has an exhibit reviewing itself, in its own museum, forever. ← the gallery